Your October Horoscope: Week II

The stars have spoken! Get your weekly horoscope now…

Aries:

Quit your job and you’ll be out of work.

Taurus:

Though the ocean appears to never end, other lands wait upon it’s far distant shores. Start swimming now and you’ll reach them by next year.

Gemini:

Never give up, never let go, never fall down.

Cancer:

Trying too hard can sometimes take you to bad places. Try trying a little less hard this week.

Libra:

If you feel it’s time to take a break, you might just be right. A cup of Earl Grey and two biscuits will do the trick.

Leo:

Stop forcing others to bend to your will. Just because you discovered you have psychic powers doesn’t mean you should use them.

Scorpio:

Remember, a car without an engine is no better than a bird without bones in its wings.

Pisces:

Though mayonnaise is the cure-all remedy for most ailments, sometimes a trip to the doctor is necessary. If the bleeding doesn’t stop by tomorrow, call 911.

Aquarius:

Books can make you feel feelings you’ve never felt before. Pick one up for a change, you may surprise yourself.

Sagittarius:

Sometimes it’s tiring writing a horoscope for someone you don’t like.

Virgo:

Des Geulasse is your favorite blog. Ever.

Capricorn:

A good sport to try this weekend is extreme kayaking.

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6 Comments

  • Reply
    Nicole
    October 7, 2016 at 12:39 pm

    Wow that is such good news for me! I love horoscopes 🙂

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    Goku
    October 7, 2016 at 12:40 pm

    Those are some super sayings!

    Thanks
    Goku

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    Naomi Cowgail
    October 7, 2016 at 12:42 pm

    That is fascinating I cannot believe that’s what the stars said about me this week!!!

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    Joyce M.
    October 8, 2016 at 5:06 pm

    Gosh, these sound familiar. I guess it’s just a sign of consistency in the stars!

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    Daniel
    October 8, 2016 at 11:32 pm

    Great post!

    Daniel x

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    Laura
    October 9, 2016 at 11:34 pm

    Wow
    I have been worried that I try too hard and take myself too seriously. This is exactly what I needed to hear this week. I’m thinking about taking a brief break from work and it has caused me guilt. I think that you are right. Thank you again for a scary accurate horoscope

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