Your October Horoscope: Week I

Happy Friday all you passionate Des Geulasse fans- can you believe another month has ended?! Honestly, I literally thought September would last forever. It really surprised me today to see October predictions in my star charts. Well I say good riddance to the beastly hot September (shout out to our LA readers!).

I am 100% looking forward to Halloween this year- I hope you all are too! I have like a million ideas for couples costumes that I’m trying to convince A to wear with me, but he keeps saying he’s going to do something with his wife and kid… so disappointing especially because I bet I look way cuter in a mini skirt than her.

Have a great weekend and take a look at your week’s forecast:

Aries:

Though the ocean appears to never end, other lands wait upon it’s far distant shores. Start swimming now and you’ll reach them by next year.

Taurus:

Never give up, never let go, never fall down.

Gemini:

Trying too hard can sometimes take you to bad places. Try trying a little less hard this week.

Cancer:

If you feel it’s time to take a break, you might just be right. A cup of Earl Grey and two biscuits will do the trick.

Libra:

Stop forcing others to bend to your will. Just because you discovered you have psychic powers doesn’t mean you should use them.

Leo:

Remember, a car without an engine is no better than a bird without bones in its wings.

Scorpio:

Though mayonnaise is the cure-all remedy for most ailments, sometimes a trip to the doctor is necessary. If the bleeding doesn’t stop by tomorrow, call 911.

Pisces:

Books can make you feel feelings you’ve never felt before. Pick one up for a change, you may surprise yourself.

Aquarius:

Des Geulasse is your favorite blog. Ever.

Sagittarius:

A good sport to try this weekend is extreme kayaking.

Virgo:

Sometimes it’s tiring writing a horoscope for someone you don’t like.

Capricorn:

Quit your job and you’ll be out of work.

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5 Comments

  • Reply
    Kimmy Reynolds
    September 30, 2016 at 9:44 am

    I can’t wait for Halloween, I’m so excited to wear a costume! Every year I dress up as a different thing so this year is especially exciting for me because I will wear something I have never worn before. Lol!

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    Naomie
    September 30, 2016 at 9:51 am

    I love my horoscope today, it is totally so fitting. I’m an Aquarius and it 100% true.

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    Claire H.
    September 30, 2016 at 9:55 am

    Cute!!! I love horoscopes they make me feel like the world gets me 🙂

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    Liz Lemont
    September 30, 2016 at 9:58 am

    Great post ladies

    xoxo
    your fashion guru
    Liz Lemont

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    Traci
    September 30, 2016 at 10:14 am

    Hmmm I’m an Aries and though I think this is freaky relevant I also think I have a little Taurus, you know?

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