Your October Horoscope: Week I

Happy Friday all you passionate Des Geulasse fans- can you believe another month has ended?! Honestly, I literally thought September would last forever. It really surprised me today to see October predictions in my star charts. Well I say good riddance to the beastly hot September (shout out to our LA readers!).

I am 100% looking forward to Halloween this year- I hope you all are too! I have like a million ideas for couples costumes that I’m trying to convince A to wear with me, but he keeps saying he’s going to do something with his wife and kid… so disappointing especially because I bet I look way cuter in a mini skirt than her.

Have a great weekend and take a look at your week’s forecast:


Though the ocean appears to never end, other lands wait upon it’s far distant shores. Start swimming now and you’ll reach them by next year.


Never give up, never let go, never fall down.


Trying too hard can sometimes take you to bad places. Try trying a little less hard this week.


If you feel it’s time to take a break, you might just be right. A cup of Earl Grey and two biscuits will do the trick.


Stop forcing others to bend to your will. Just because you discovered you have psychic powers doesn’t mean you should use them.


Remember, a car without an engine is no better than a bird without bones in its wings.


Though mayonnaise is the cure-all remedy for most ailments, sometimes a trip to the doctor is necessary. If the bleeding doesn’t stop by tomorrow, call 911.


Books can make you feel feelings you’ve never felt before. Pick one up for a change, you may surprise yourself.


Des Geulasse is your favorite blog. Ever.


A good sport to try this weekend is extreme kayaking.


Sometimes it’s tiring writing a horoscope for someone you don’t like.


Quit your job and you’ll be out of work.

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  • Reply
    Kimmy Reynolds
    September 30, 2016 at 9:44 am

    I can’t wait for Halloween, I’m so excited to wear a costume! Every year I dress up as a different thing so this year is especially exciting for me because I will wear something I have never worn before. Lol!

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    September 30, 2016 at 9:51 am

    I love my horoscope today, it is totally so fitting. I’m an Aquarius and it 100% true.

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    Claire H.
    September 30, 2016 at 9:55 am

    Cute!!! I love horoscopes they make me feel like the world gets me 🙂

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    Liz Lemont
    September 30, 2016 at 9:58 am

    Great post ladies

    your fashion guru
    Liz Lemont

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    September 30, 2016 at 10:14 am

    Hmmm I’m an Aries and though I think this is freaky relevant I also think I have a little Taurus, you know?

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