Primrose and I are on an all expenses paid trip to Kauai (#blogperks). It is so nice to be tanning by the pools of our expensive hotel and drinking out of coconuts! Honestly we work so hard sometimes that is difficult to relax, but I think we’re doing an okay job so far 😉
And let me tell you, the stars at night are so out of control- they sing praises of what is to come!
Dip your toes in the pool and let the waves of relaxation roll over you. If it’s a salt water pool you’ll have a great day, if it’s a chlorine pool you are so screwed.
A slice of banana bread needs to have a solid banana to bread ratio. If you have any doubts ask your server.
Try smiling at someone new today- it’s amazing how ready strangers are to tell you that there is spinach in your teeth.
The ocean may seem wide when you stare at it from the top of the mountain but once you get down to it, it’s only as wide as your imagination. (However if it really doesn’t look that wide you should get your eyes checked).
Don’t give up on a friend just because they robbed you.
When you take a chance you’re allowing the power of the universe to lead you. Do not trust it. The universe is seriously out to get you.
It will be a good omen if the lines at the supermarket are short today. Just don’t buy that off brand of peanut butter- it’s worth the extra dollar to get the good stuff.
Ask you shall receive, but just know you’re being a needy bitch.
Now is the time to invest in Des Geulasse stock.
Give up on getting that bonus at work. Your boss knows about the pens.
Let the sandy beach be your escape from prison.
You are never too young to become a cat lady. Just look in the mirror and be honest with yourself.