Your May Horoscope: Week II

I try to make all weekly decisions based off these star charts- I hope you all do the same!


If you haven’t tried it recently, quit your job. You’ll be amazed at how different life becomes when you don’t have a steady income. 


Enjoy a hot cup of coffee at least once this week. The warm, soothing flavors will make it easier to get over the guilt you’re feeling after you betrayed your best friend.


Don’t buy that table from West Elm, it’s not worth the pain of getting it up five flights of stairs to your apartment.


Try something new today, you’ll be amazed at how boring your life had been previously.


Socks should never be worn in water. Wet socks are extremely uncomfortable.


Life might sometimes feel like some big, long audition for a really lame play… so just in case try to memorize your lines early.


Be careful around people you don’t know. Strangers may hold the key to all the world’s knowledge… but they may also be serial killers in disguise.


It’s a good weekend to go swimming in the Salton Sea.


You should have used hairspray.


Socks and sandals are finally in style again. Time to get yourself to the beach!


The tattoo you were thinking about getting is an okay choice, but it will probably look better if you get it on your face.

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    Sara Lemons
    May 19, 2017 at 2:30 pm

    I so love getting my horoscope weekly- it’s the best gift ever. I wouldn’t know what to do with myself otherwise!!

    Sara Lemons

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    May 19, 2017 at 2:30 pm

    Oh no, I got Capricorn AGAIN!!! Great post though 🙂

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    May 19, 2017 at 2:32 pm

    Awwww I love mine, thank you so much Phyllis (and the stars of course, lol)

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    May 19, 2017 at 3:02 pm

    I’m no Libra but I will say I’ve worn wet socks and they felt fine to me! Otherwise everything you say here is en pointe!! Love it!

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    May 19, 2017 at 6:19 pm

    Good post!


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    La Caleya
    May 20, 2017 at 5:02 am

    Just discovered your blog…. LOVE IT!!!!

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    May 20, 2017 at 10:04 am

    I’ve never known my real birthday so I get to my favorite horoscope each week! Aries DEF sounds like someone I know… my ex-husband!!

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    May 20, 2017 at 1:30 pm

    Ahaha, I’m a Capricorn, so I guess it’s time to get that Harry Potter Dark Mark not on my left forearm but on my forehead? Hmmmm!

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      May 22, 2017 at 11:48 am

      Hi Deasy, just be careful I’m sure the forehead hurts a lot!!


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    May 20, 2017 at 10:53 pm

    Oh no, I don’t see Leo, I’m a leo 😉

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      May 22, 2017 at 11:47 am

      Sorry Chiara, sometimes the stars don’t reveal everything to me 😉

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