I try to make all weekly decisions based off these star charts- I hope you all do the same!
If you haven’t tried it recently, quit your job. You’ll be amazed at how different life becomes when you don’t have a steady income.
Enjoy a hot cup of coffee at least once this week. The warm, soothing flavors will make it easier to get over the guilt you’re feeling after you betrayed your best friend.
Don’t buy that table from West Elm, it’s not worth the pain of getting it up five flights of stairs to your apartment.
Try something new today, you’ll be amazed at how boring your life had been previously.
Socks should never be worn in water. Wet socks are extremely uncomfortable.
Life might sometimes feel like some big, long audition for a really lame play… so just in case try to memorize your lines early.
Be careful around people you don’t know. Strangers may hold the key to all the world’s knowledge… but they may also be serial killers in disguise.
It’s a good weekend to go swimming in the Salton Sea.
You should have used hairspray.
Socks and sandals are finally in style again. Time to get yourself to the beach!
The tattoo you were thinking about getting is an okay choice, but it will probably look better if you get it on your face.