Your June Horoscope | Week IV

It’s almost July, can you believe it!? Sometimes, when I wake up alone in the dark depths of the night, wondering why my boyfriend A won’t leave his pregnant wife for me, I like to reflect on the brevity of time and the importance of seizing the day. 

 

To me there is nothing more beautiful than experiencing each moment fully and living like there is no tomorrow. My sister Primrose’s boyfriend, C, literally believes there is no tomorrow and he tells me that every time I see him.

Anyways, it’s the weekend! I hope you all take advantage of the sunshine and base every move you make off these horoscopes that I just made up <3

 Aries:

A wise woman once said, hold onto your hopes dreams like you would a bouquet of flowers. Even when they’ve begun to die and crumble in your hands, at least people will know you had some life plans and weren’t a total waste of space.

Taurus:

Though your boss might try to fire you multiple times this month, just keep cool and politely explain that it’s not embezzling if your heart is in the right place.

Gemini:

Business cards are the best way to get your new beau’s attention.

Cancer:

Now is not the time to start making changes in your life- you missed that train and should wait at least four more years.

Libra:

Leisure suits are your friend this month.

Scorpio:

If you find money on the ground this weekend, LEAVE IT. It’s just the devil’s way of trying to lure you into his trap. Seriously, if you touch it you’ll be dragged to hell.

Pisces:

Don’t be alarmed if your Scorpio friends begin acting weird this month.

Leo:

If you find yourself at a brewery this weekend, order something you haven’t tried before. You’ll be shocked and surprised at how terrible it will taste!

Aquarius:

When the stars line up tomorrow night, burn two candles in an east facing window.

Sagittarius:

After everything you did this week you really don’t deserve dessert.

Virgo:

Sweeping a kitchen is like cleaning out one’s soul. It’s time to reflect on all your life choices while getting rid of those crumbs you ignored.

Capricorn:

With Mars in retrograde, it’s important to try on a pair of shoes this weekend.

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8 Comments

  • Reply
    Ingrid
    June 23, 2017 at 10:36 am

    I love donuts!!!!

    xo
    Ingrid
    @ingriddonutforever

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    Nina
    June 23, 2017 at 10:36 am

    Friday’s are my favorite, thanks again for my horoscope!!

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    Mikaela
    June 23, 2017 at 10:44 am

    Wow, truly feel the connection today with what the stars see in my future. Blessed to have such a solid horoscope.

  • Reply
    Jennifer
    June 23, 2017 at 12:44 pm

    Thanks for my horoscope!

    xx Jennifer
    Effortlessly Sophisticated

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    Daniel
    June 23, 2017 at 11:46 pm

    Love this!

    Daniel x

    The Daniel Originals | Instagram: danielpoonvignez

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    Magda
    June 24, 2017 at 3:02 pm

    I’m a Leo, love it!

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    Mildo
    July 19, 2017 at 8:15 am

    That’s so like C to think the world is ending. I saw him the other day using the hidden camera I set up in his house and there he was, just existing. What a pathetic man!!!

  • Reply
    Emily
    August 1, 2017 at 8:44 pm

    WoW! You get me!!

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