You’ll get your just desserts. And that’s all you’ll get.
A cherry on top is only as good as what’s below.
You are what you eat, so stop eating those marshmallows.
This weekend get out of town- make like a banana and split.
A slice of carrot cake eaten in the fresh morning air will do you good.
When given the choice between pie and crumble, always choose crumble. Unless the pie is banoffee.
You are the apple turnover of someone’s eye.
Popsicles are a good way to make friends this weekend. Carry a few in your purse and be ready.
Margaritas can be a great substitute for dessert in a pinch. Add two dashes of mayonnaise and you’re there.
You really don’t need any more candy in your life.
Don’t forget to get Tums at the grocery store.
Cookies aren’t always meant to be shared. It’s time to tell that ‘friend’ to keep her hands off.