Your July Horoscope: The Blood Edition

This week we’ll be taking a break from your regular horoscopes to present Fateful July Predictions According to Your Blood Type. If you don’t know your blood type, don’t worry! Keep checking in for our soon to come DIY Blood Type Test (easy, at home and surprisingly fun).

O:

When it comes to being an O you really don’t take nO for an answer. July is the month to really show the world that you’re not afraid to take what you want. Go ahead and speak your mind to your boss- not only will they appreciate your candid nature they will also most likely maybe think that it totally wasn’t really that inappropriate and they hopefully probably won’t think it’s that necessary to report you to HR or even really need to go ahead and get you fired or even potentially bring up a bad lawsuit against you or something. Maybe. Just remember, taking chances is a part of living.

Your lucky numbers are: 6, 87, 3, 64, 90

A:

As an A you are wonderfully peaceful and good-natured. Unfortunately the do good, rule abiding part of your personality makes most people hate you. Nothing is more obnoxious than a brown nosing teacher’s pet. Try adjusting your mentalities this weekend and you will be amazed at how many friends it will make you. It might seem difficult at first, but if all else fails at least just keep your mouth shut.

Your lucky number is: 80956

B:

People often wonder if the ‘B’ of your blood type actually stands for badass– and honestly, they wouldn’t be that wrong. You are a strong and independent woman (or man, obviously) and social etiquette doesn’t matter to you. Take a leap of faith this weekend and ask out that special someone AND if they say yes, make them do something crazy to prove they care about you. Des Geulasse isn’t technically recommending anything illegal. Technically.

Your lucky numbers are: Blue, Red, Green, Aerospace, Lenin

AB:

ABs are known for being rational thinkers and oftentimes social recluses. So if a B happens to ask you to do something crazy (and potentially highly illegal) don’t say no right away. Say yes (right away). It may feel extremely out of your comfort zone, but at the end of the day it will all be worth it.

Your lucky numbers are: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 0 and all their possible combinations

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7 Comments

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    Roxanne L
    July 1, 2016 at 10:56 am

    Honestly cannot wait for the diy blood test, literally dying to know which numbers are my lucky numbers!!!

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    Norman
    July 1, 2016 at 11:00 am

    Wish I still had blood hah this sound great to be able to relate to.

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    Jessica Chang
    July 1, 2016 at 12:09 pm

    AB here! I’m ready for anything a B will bring this weekend.

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    Chrissy
    July 4, 2016 at 7:09 pm

    LOL! I am a rule follower. Teacher’s pet for life haha

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    Keyla
    July 13, 2016 at 9:36 pm

    Lol so true. As an A I totally get a lot of hate! I’ll try these tips thanks.

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    Bertha
    July 23, 2016 at 4:24 am

    You really found a way to make this whole precoss easier.

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    JimmiXS
    August 11, 2016 at 9:07 pm

    Wow I love your blog so much it is the best!!

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