It’s been a while since the glorious stars have spoken, but last night they called out to me with their power and influence (or it could have been the five Meatinis I had just consumed…). With so many planets on the rotation right now, I think it’s safe to say that 2017 is off to a good start. Curious about your future? Read on!
Don’t fear the monsters in your closet. You’ll soon find out its just your weird neighbor.
Love isn’t something that will come falling from the sky. If you want it you have to work for it. Take the job at the mortuary, work hard, find love.
Fear is in the eye of the beholder.
The New Year may have you believing that all good things will come to pass, but you should know better by now. You won’t win the lottery this month. Or next month.
Get out your snowshoes!
Stripes are THE pattern for Leo this month. Try stripes on stripes or just plain stripes to really impress your colleagues.
You should learn to swim sooner rather than later. A fish out of water is like a dried piece of seaweed: tastes great but looks terrible.
Stop letting the position of Mercury define your life. You’re much more of a Jupiter girl anyways.
I’m amazed you made it through another year.
With your New Year’s Resolution to read more, it’s imperative you check back on Des Geulasse next week for a new book review (our best one yet).
If you have the cash on hand, buy a new car or a Gucci purse. It’s about quality, not quantity. Well… if you have enough cash to afford quality and quantity you should do that as well.