This Week’s Horoscope

People often ask me where I get my inspiration in life. I always try to answer honestly because it’s so good for the soul! Truly, I think most inspiration comes from the details around me. Like yesterday, for example, while my sister’s boyfriend (C) said he ritually slaughtered goats for his cult, I saw that my sister had a new throw pillow. I told her I LOVED it and she was SO touched that I noticed!

So keep that in mind while you are all getting ready for the weekend, and enjoy these horoscopes <3

 Aries:

It’s not the walker that chooses the path, but the GPS device in the walker’s hands. Hold tight, you’re in for a wild ride.

Taurus:

A boyfriend may seem like a great way to impress your family and convince them you are liked by someone, but be aware that rushed decisions can often end badly.

Gemini:

Invest time and money into something you care about. Like this.

Cancer:

Never let go of a past love- especially if you are the hand holding them over the edge of a cliff. Dropping will get you convicted for murder. I know from experience.

Libra:

It’s time to buy that purse that you’ve always wanted.

Scorpio:

If a Pisces friend offers you a drink this weekend, turn it down. There is a 87% chance the drink is poisoned.

Pisces:

Be a good samaritan and offer your Scorpio friends a refreshing beverage. They will totally appreciate it.

Leo:

Thinking of dying your hair a fun color? Think again and maybe consider this alternative.

Aquarius:

An eclipse may throw a shadow across your dreams this month.

Sagittarius:

You will never forget what you saw last night. Never.

Virgo:

Adding fake plants to your bathroom is an effortless way to make showers feel like a tropic oasis. Just try to avoid covering the drain with them!

Capricorn:

Curious if your man is into you? Chances are he probably isn’t.

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