Vodka Talks

For the second in our introspective life series, Vodka Talks, Primrose and I thought it would be particularly relevant to touch upon the timely topic that many Americans are dealing with right now: New Year’s Resolutions.

We met up with a few key Des Geulasse founders and supporters to discuss what resolutions mean to us both (literally and meta-physically) and what we’re planning to do with them over the coming years.

As always, each participant was required to do seventeen shots of tequila (though our Canadian intern is turning 14 next month so we made her do an extra one for good luck!) before submitting their answer.


Honestly, to me resolutions means something greater than something small. Though the years pass by and I experience the minutiae of every ebb and flow of life’s tide, I consistently sense that there is a deeper meaning to it all: a deeper sense of love and passion that one can seek around the edges of resolutions and revolutions. I want to grasp onto the stream and hold tight for the ride, but the harder I squeeze my hand the more lost I feel. Some days it seems impossible to accomplish the impossible. I plan to let go this year. Let go of everything. Except A. And a few other things.


I think this year my resolutions were kind of the same as last year. In fact they are the exact same! Last year I said I would stop eating paint chips and drawing pictures of myself wearing a tiara… C will vouch that I couldn’t manage to give up either of those thins!! But this year I have a plan- if I draw pictures of myself eating paint chips it might just help my hunger 🙂


I don’t make resolutions. If I want to change something I’ll change it. I might give up smoking and drinking and cocaine. I don’t have a problem, I can do it if I want. I just don’t want to yet.


I like to stand in dark corners and watch people when they are at their most susceptible state. They can’t see me, it’s impossible to see a shadow of the night.

Canadian Intern:

This year I really want to go back to school again. Phyllis and Primrose keep telling me it’s not necessary, but whenever I see kids on a campus with books I get really jealous. I sort of wish that were me…

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  • Reply
    Anna Ingrid
    January 11, 2017 at 10:19 am

    AS ALWAYS you guys give such good advice, this is how I want to live my life!!!


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    Opal R
    January 11, 2017 at 10:20 am

    I love resolutions, great post!!

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    Tania Tores
    January 11, 2017 at 10:21 am

    Hahaha A!!!! You guys are totally meant for each other, I can’t wait until you get married 🙂

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    January 11, 2017 at 10:22 am

    I wish I could work at Desgeulasse, it sounds like you need a new intern who isn’t obsessed with something silly like education…

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    Neil Foisgrois
    January 11, 2017 at 10:23 am

    Why is this always the best blog ever?!? Great post, ladies! Sister power!

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    January 13, 2017 at 12:29 am

    Can’t believe I met A and Primrose LIVE yesterday at the Riverside Barnes n Noble, was so worth the 2 hour wait to get my desgeulasse book signed (the 400 page fan fic I wrote! “Phyllis and Mildo Conquer Korea”). I know A wants to quit cocaine but I think he looks really slim right now – love what it’s doing for his complexion too. Hope Primrose wasn’t weirded out that I knew her personal address, ha! Hope you’re at the next meet and greet Phy!

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    January 13, 2017 at 4:49 am

    There are three guiding principles to any resolutions: Live, Laugh, & Love.
    Eat, Pray, Love
    honestly you can’t go wrong with either.
    You gals nailed it again! WOW

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