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Your May Horoscope: Week II

I try to make all weekly decisions based off these star charts- I hope you all do the same!  Aries: If you haven’t tried it recently, quit your job. You’ll be amazed at how different life becomes when you don’t have a steady income.  Taurus: Enjoy a hot cup of coffee at least once this week. The warm, soothing flavors will make it easier to get over the guilt you’re feeling after you betrayed your best friend. Gemini: Don’t buy…

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A “Me” Day For “You”

Des Geulasse is so excited to be introducing a new author to the team: Darina Mamelon. Darina has been a longtime friend and confidante of mine- I always find her opinions on raw poultry to be incredibly insightful.  Since she was forcibly removed from her last job and is currently in hiding I saw that as the  perfect opportunity to invite her aboard and we look forward to all the scintillating, in-depth articles she will produce.  -Phyllis   Sometimes when…

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Your February Horoscope: Week I

It’s my favorite time of the week: a post about how the stars whisper to me from the shadows and pass on their weekly fortunes. Spoiler alert: some of our readers are in for an amazing Sunday. Aries: Big plans for the weekend often lead to bigger disappointments. Try not to schedule anything, just let it happen.  Taurus: When the planets align in your favor, great things can be accomplished. This won’t be happening anytime soon, but it’s nice to know.…

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Your January Horoscope: Week II

Like my boyfriend A, the stars are distant, enigmatic creatures of darkness that appear only at night and never invite me over to their own homes. Unlike my boyfriend A, there are thousands of stars in the universe… there is no one quite like my A 😉 Aries: Buttons fall off, but can always be sewn back on again. All you need is a needle, thread, and a some super glue.  Taurus: Imagine a world where all the humans are…

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Book Review | A Beautiful Hell

Picture this: A dark room with walls that seem to have no end and a ceiling that seems to fall too low; a smell like burning hair and musty cupboards; the distant cries of pain and suffering echoing around and around 24 hours a day, seven days a week… Welcome to Hell.  In my favorite new winter read, A Beautiful Hell, author Jamie Authorson (or should I say, the modern day Dante) brings the reader along through the most incredibly vivacious…

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Your October Horoscope: Week I

Happy Friday all you passionate Des Geulasse fans- can you believe another month has ended?! Honestly, I literally thought September would last forever. It really surprised me today to see October predictions in my star charts. Well I say good riddance to the beastly hot September (shout out to our LA readers!).…

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Ice Cube Love Letters

I am always desperately searching for new ways to show A I care- and one of my favorite ways is to leave him little notes in creative ways. I love the look on his face when he discovers them (he always acts so embarrassed, it’s adorable!) and I really love knowing I’ve given him a little piece of my literary soul in a physical form. I recently tried a little something that I think ALL OF YOU need to do…

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