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Your June Horoscope | Week IV

It’s almost July, can you believe it!? Sometimes, when I wake up alone in the dark depths of the night, wondering why my boyfriend A won’t leave his pregnant wife for me, I like to reflect on the brevity of time and the importance of seizing the day. …

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Your June Horoscope: Week I

Prim and I are C.R.A.Z.Y about Hawaii and are loving all the free accommodations and amazing meals we’ve been given. Primrose would say her freshly made Ahi Tuna Bowl was the best thing ever, but I must say my Chicken Poke Bowl was beyond delicious- we’re really just all about that raw Kauai diet.…

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Your May Horoscope: Week II

I try to make all weekly decisions based off these star charts- I hope you all do the same!  Aries: If you haven’t tried it recently, quit your job. You’ll be amazed at how different life becomes when you don’t have a steady income.  Taurus: Enjoy a hot cup of coffee at least once this week. The warm, soothing flavors will make it easier to get over the guilt you’re feeling after you betrayed your best friend. Gemini: Don’t buy…

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A “Me” Day For “You”

Des Geulasse is so excited to be introducing a new author to the team: Darina Mamelon. Darina has been a longtime friend and confidante of mine- I always find her opinions on raw poultry to be incredibly insightful.  Since she was forcibly removed from her last job and is currently in hiding I saw that as the  perfect opportunity to invite her aboard and we look forward to all the scintillating, in-depth articles she will produce.  -Phyllis   Sometimes when…

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Your February Horoscope: Week I

It’s my favorite time of the week: a post about how the stars whisper to me from the shadows and pass on their weekly fortunes. Spoiler alert: some of our readers are in for an amazing Sunday. Aries: Big plans for the weekend often lead to bigger disappointments. Try not to schedule anything, just let it happen.  Taurus: When the planets align in your favor, great things can be accomplished. This won’t be happening anytime soon, but it’s nice to know.…

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Your January Horoscope: Week II

Like my boyfriend A, the stars are distant, enigmatic creatures of darkness that appear only at night and never invite me over to their own homes. Unlike my boyfriend A, there are thousands of stars in the universe… there is no one quite like my A 😉 Aries: Buttons fall off, but can always be sewn back on again. All you need is a needle, thread, and a some super glue.  Taurus: Imagine a world where all the humans are…

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Entertaining in Small Spaces: The Closet Dinner Party

If I had a dollar for every time I’ve heard A exclaim “your apartment is the size of a shoebox!” while attempting to find a place to put the futon down for the night, I’d probably have enough money to buy a pair of Manolo Blahniks.  Seriously, it’s tiny. For the first couple months of living there I never invited friends over- I mean where would they sit?? It was easier to just meet up at LA’s yummy Nobu or…

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How to Make Moving Look Good

I think one of the major facts of life (besides death and taxes) is that nobody likes moving. It’s terrible! The few times I’ve moved in my life it’s always been a reminder that I own way too many maternity blankets and I have nowhere near enough boxes or patience to get them all packed. It’s so tempting to just throw everything away! Why bring this up now? Well my lease is ending next week and I am once again being thrown…

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