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Your June Horoscope | Week IV

It’s almost July, can you believe it!? Sometimes, when I wake up alone in the dark depths of the night, wondering why my boyfriend A won’t leave his pregnant wife for me, I like to reflect on the brevity of time and the importance of seizing the day. …

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Your Perfect Brendan Fraser Cocktail

As we continue to raise awareness for the #SaveBrendan movement, Prim and I wanted to show readers how Brendan Fraser can play an integral role in daily life. We spent this weekend watching our favorite Fraser films and coming up with about a MILLION creative and easy ways for all our readers to bring a little more of Brendan into everyday moments. We started with The Mummy (we are totally boycotting the Tom Cruise version, trust), and moved from there…

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The Flower Balaclava

I’m sure by now you all are over seeing flower crowns flooding your Instagrams as summer gets into full swing. I know I am! That’s why I am so happy to present the newest trend to hit the runway: the Flower Balaclava.…

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Your June Horoscope: Week I

Prim and I are C.R.A.Z.Y about Hawaii and are loving all the free accommodations and amazing meals we’ve been given. Primrose would say her freshly made Ahi Tuna Bowl was the best thing ever, but I must say my Chicken Poke Bowl was beyond delicious- we’re really just all about that raw Kauai diet.…

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Book Review | The Rat King

I know what you all are thinking, The Rat King? That’s so mainstream! Don’t you usually review books that aren’t on the Cleveland Journal’s bestseller list?…

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Your May Horoscope: Week II

I try to make all weekly decisions based off these star charts- I hope you all do the same!  Aries: If you haven’t tried it recently, quit your job. You’ll be amazed at how different life becomes when you don’t have a steady income.  Taurus: Enjoy a hot cup of coffee at least once this week. The warm, soothing flavors will make it easier to get over the guilt you’re feeling after you betrayed your best friend. Gemini: Don’t buy…

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A “Me” Day For “You”

Des Geulasse is so excited to be introducing a new author to the team: Darina Mamelon. Darina has been a longtime friend and confidante of mine- I always find her opinions on raw poultry to be incredibly insightful.  Since she was forcibly removed from her last job and is currently in hiding I saw that as the  perfect opportunity to invite her aboard and we look forward to all the scintillating, in-depth articles she will produce.  -Phyllis   Sometimes when…

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DIY Baby Career Reveal Cake

My boyfriend A and I have been getting into all sorts of arguments and disagreements recently and it’s honestly been really upsetting. At first I thought it was because of the full moon (him being a Gemini and all) but when I started to push him to talk he finally dropped a major bomb… His wife is pregnant. AGAIN. I was beyond shocked- here he won’t even give me an engagement ring but he’s all ready to give her a baby?…

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Get the Look: The PETA Vic.

As I’m sure you all have heard, Cleveland Fashion Week was out of this world this year- and I’m not just talking about designer Peiter Von Gabrielle’s martian inspired ear muffs. Thanks to my elite blogger status, I had a front row seat to 3 of the most incredible runway shows I have EVER attended and I can say with 75% certainty that fashion in 2017 will be better than it was in 1876, 1922, 1975, 1987, 1991 and 2011…

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