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Your May Horoscope: Week II

I try to make all weekly decisions based off these star charts- I hope you all do the same!  Aries: If you haven’t tried it recently, quit your job. You’ll be amazed at how different life becomes when you don’t have a steady income.  Taurus: Enjoy a hot cup of coffee at least once this week. The warm, soothing flavors will make it easier to get over the guilt you’re feeling after you betrayed your best friend. Gemini: Don’t buy…

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A “Me” Day For “You”

Des Geulasse is so excited to be introducing a new author to the team: Darina Mamelon. Darina has been a longtime friend and confidante of mine- I always find her opinions on raw poultry to be incredibly insightful.  Since she was forcibly removed from her last job and is currently in hiding I saw that as the  perfect opportunity to invite her aboard and we look forward to all the scintillating, in-depth articles she will produce.  -Phyllis   Sometimes when…

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DIY Baby Career Reveal Cake

My boyfriend A and I have been getting into all sorts of arguments and disagreements recently and it’s honestly been really upsetting. At first I thought it was because of the full moon (him being a Gemini and all) but when I started to push him to talk he finally dropped a major bomb… His wife is pregnant. AGAIN. I was beyond shocked- here he won’t even give me an engagement ring but he’s all ready to give her a baby?…

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Get the Look: The PETA Vic.

As I’m sure you all have heard, Cleveland Fashion Week was out of this world this year- and I’m not just talking about designer Peiter Von Gabrielle’s martian inspired ear muffs. Thanks to my elite blogger status, I had a front row seat to 3 of the most incredible runway shows I have EVER attended and I can say with 75% certainty that fashion in 2017 will be better than it was in 1876, 1922, 1975, 1987, 1991 and 2011…

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Your Guide to Poormet

Raise your hand if you’ve experienced any of the following problems: You’re a recent grad with a low paying job just wishing you could enjoy a nice meal every once in a while. You want to have great food photography on Insta… but your boyfriend is too cheap to take you out every night. You accidentally spent your paycheck on lipstick and bulgogi but still want to enjoy a good dinner at Chez Panisse. Your boyfriend doesn’t want to take you…

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Vodka Talks

We had a little birthday party today at the Des Geulasse office for one of our newer employees: IT support, Cate. I absolutely adore when we get to have parties because my sister and I totally go all out with cake, balloons and strippers. People get so excited about the cake! This time we thought it would be fun to invite some of our employees (the ones we like) to participate in our monthly series, Vodka Talks. After everyone did…

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Your February Horoscope: Week I

It’s my favorite time of the week: a post about how the stars whisper to me from the shadows and pass on their weekly fortunes. Spoiler alert: some of our readers are in for an amazing Sunday. Aries: Big plans for the weekend often lead to bigger disappointments. Try not to schedule anything, just let it happen.  Taurus: When the planets align in your favor, great things can be accomplished. This won’t be happening anytime soon, but it’s nice to know.…

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Just Your Average Girl | Amelia McGee

I am so pleased to announce that Des Geulasse will be starting a new, incredibly moving series: Just Your Average Girl. We’ll be interviewing everyday women from around LA and getting a glimpse into their average lives. It took a while to start finding the right kind of women for this series, but I think you will all be OBSESSED with everyone once we get rolling. Without further ado, let me introduce you all to completely average Amelia McGee!! Phyllis: Hi…

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Your January Horoscope: Week II

Like my boyfriend A, the stars are distant, enigmatic creatures of darkness that appear only at night and never invite me over to their own homes. Unlike my boyfriend A, there are thousands of stars in the universe… there is no one quite like my A 😉 Aries: Buttons fall off, but can always be sewn back on again. All you need is a needle, thread, and a some super glue.  Taurus: Imagine a world where all the humans are…

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