This post is actually dedicated to our number one fan, Mildo- who I think has really been with Des Geulasse since the beginning. Mildo, we are so happy you are out of jail again and are recovering. I know last week was hard when both my sister and I were unable to post on the blog due to Primrose being in the ice skating accident and me having to get my nails done, however we are really glad you stuck with us. Love you, Mildo!
Now that we’re past the boring part, I am so excited to talk to you all about fashion today. As I’m sure you’ve figured out, I’ve been a fashion maven ever since the day I was born.
My mother loves to tell the story about how I wore my umbilical cord like a feather boa and she wouldn’t have taken it off except the doctors made her, hah so cute! It really doesn’t surprise me 😉 But really, the older I got the more I realized how important fashion is to me. I think an outfit can make or break a day (or an event) the same way that a little white lie can make or break a person’s entire life (honestly though it was a tiny lie and Cindy totally overreacted). It’s only natural that after all these years of dressing ahead of my time people have come to consider me as a sort of guru and are constantly asking me what will be in soon. And I ALWAYS have an answer. Little do they know I’m actually a psychic.
For those of our many readers who fear witch craft (it’s crazy how we attract both ends of the spectrum), don’t worry. Being a psychic has nothing to do with the devil, I just happen to be able to see into the future. It is a really nice power and I promise I mostly use it for good. This is why I’m starting a new series, the Monthly Fashion Forecast! For March I think the answer is a bit of a surprising one… According to my premonition… Knits are in!
That’s right, soft knits are making a comeback- and just in time. With spring around the corner I was beginning to fear I wouldn’t get to wear my sweaters for another nine months!
I can’t wait to rock my chunky scarves and matching hats around town this month!
Ps. For those of our readers who are satanists (I’m talking about you, Karla!) these are the kinds of little white lies I’m talking about- OF COURSE I made a deal with the devil for my fashion clairvoyance. Xoxo! And honestly, 100% worth the cost.