June Horoscopes: Week I

Aries:

Drink a Manhattan and say yes to that new job offer in NYC. It will be exactly the change you’ve been waiting for. 

Taurus:

Drink a large glass of rosé, it will be so refreshing and will inspire you to get outdoors more. As they say, a glass of rosé makes the clouds go away. And cloudless days are great for hikes.

Gemini:

Drink an Einstöck. Icelandic beer is such a treat and after what your boss put you through this week- it will make all the difference!

Cancer:

Drink a small glass of sherry, it will make you merry.

Libra:

Drink a margarita with muddled jalapeño, the spicy kick will be exactly what you need to get your weekend tasks done.

Leo:

Drink a Vodka Soda to really get ready for that trip to Moscow you have planned.

Scorpio:

Drink champagne, because it sparkles like the stars that are aligning just for you.

Pisces:

Drink a dirty Shirley Temple, the cherry on top will highlight everything you’ve done with your life

Aquarius:

Drink a Rum and Coke mixed with one tablespoon of this to help clear up that headache you’ve been feeling.

Sagittarius:

Drink yourself to death.

Virgo:

Drink a hot toddy, you’ll sleep so well tonight.

Capricorn:

Drink a shot of Aquavit, the herbal flavor will make you want to cook a great meal and impress your friends. Or that boy you’ve been eyeing at the gym.

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4 Comments

  • Reply
    Carrie
    June 16, 2016 at 7:17 pm

    THANK YOU
    no one ever mentions Dirty Shirley’s and they are my drink of choice.
    I love it,

    Once again, you nailed it.

  • Reply
    Marisa
    June 16, 2016 at 7:19 pm

    Ahhh! Aquarius! The Hellman’s cure! I’ve heard of this before! I actually heard it’s great with reducing the severity of hangovers. Like, you can drink twice as much if you add Hellman’s

  • Reply
    Claire
    June 16, 2016 at 7:20 pm

    Hey I’m a Libra and I’ve been debating it all week….Should I renew my gym membership? The rate is increasing by $40! I’m so undecided. HELP

    • Reply
      Phyllis
      June 22, 2016 at 10:12 am

      Hi Claire, thanks for reading!

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