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August Horoscope | Week I

People often ask me where I get my inspiration in life. I always try to answer honestly because it’s so good for the soul! Truly, I think most inspiration comes from the details around me.…

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Your June Horoscope | Week IV

It’s almost July, can you believe it!? Sometimes, when I wake up alone in the dark depths of the night, wondering why my boyfriend A won’t leave his pregnant wife for me, I like to reflect on the brevity of time and the importance of seizing the day. …

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Your June Horoscope: Week I

Prim and I are C.R.A.Z.Y about Hawaii and are loving all the free accommodations and amazing meals we’ve been given. Primrose would say her freshly made Ahi Tuna Bowl was the best thing ever, but I must say my Chicken Poke Bowl was beyond delicious- we’re really just all about that raw Kauai diet.…

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Your May Horoscope: Week II

I try to make all weekly decisions based off these star charts- I hope you all do the same!  Aries: If you haven’t tried it recently, quit your job. You’ll be amazed at how different life becomes when you don’t have a steady income.  Taurus: Enjoy a hot cup of coffee at least once this week. The warm, soothing flavors will make it easier to get over the guilt you’re feeling after you betrayed your best friend. Gemini: Don’t buy…

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Your February Horoscope: Week I

It’s my favorite time of the week: a post about how the stars whisper to me from the shadows and pass on their weekly fortunes. Spoiler alert: some of our readers are in for an amazing Sunday. Aries: Big plans for the weekend often lead to bigger disappointments. Try not to schedule anything, just let it happen.  Taurus: When the planets align in your favor, great things can be accomplished. This won’t be happening anytime soon, but it’s nice to know.…

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Your January Horoscope: Week II

Like my boyfriend A, the stars are distant, enigmatic creatures of darkness that appear only at night and never invite me over to their own homes. Unlike my boyfriend A, there are thousands of stars in the universe… there is no one quite like my A 😉 Aries: Buttons fall off, but can always be sewn back on again. All you need is a needle, thread, and a some super glue.  Taurus: Imagine a world where all the humans are…

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Your January Horoscope: Week I

It’s been a while since the glorious stars have spoken, but last night they called out to me with their power and influence (or it could have been the five Meatinis I had just consumed…). With so many planets on the rotation right now, I think it’s safe to say that 2017 is off to a good start. Curious about your future? Read on! Aries: Don’t fear the monsters in your closet. You’ll soon find out its just your weird…

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Your October Horoscope: Week I

Happy Friday all you passionate Des Geulasse fans- can you believe another month has ended?! Honestly, I literally thought September would last forever. It really surprised me today to see October predictions in my star charts. Well I say good riddance to the beastly hot September (shout out to our LA readers!).…

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